跪下講乙個英文笑話（用中文），約100字

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

fred: where are you going to keep them?

stan: in the bathroom 。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

stan: blindfold them!

斯坦：我贏了92條金魚。

弗雷德：你想把它們放在哪裡？

Stan Stan：浴室。

弗雷德：但是當你想洗澡的時候，你會怎麼做？

斯坦：蒙住他們的眼睛。

WS敵友 2007-10-17 10：24 報告.

i wasn't asleep

when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "wake up, sir!

i wasn't asleep," the man answered.

not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."

i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我沒有睡著。

當一群婦女上車時，車上的所有座位都坐滿了。 售票員注意到乙個男人似乎睡著了，他擔心他會坐得太久，於是用胳膊肘輕輕碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！ ”

沒睡著？ 但是你的眼睛是閉著的，不是嗎？ ”

我知道我只是不想看到一位女士在擁擠的汽車裡站在我旁邊。 ”

he is really somebody-- my uncle has 1000 men under him.

he is really somebody. what does he do?

a maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是個大人物。

我叔叔手下有1000人。

他真是個大人物。 為什麼？

墓地守護者。

drunk

one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?

well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

有一天，父親帶著小兒子回家了。 這個孩子正處於對一切都非常感興趣的年齡，他總是有無窮無盡的問題。 他問父親

可是，爸爸，“男孩說，”那裡只有乙個警察！ ”

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