要求一些關於英語笑話的短文，我想提高我的閱讀理解能力

困難）書店有短小詼諧的故事，也很好（容易）。

two birds

teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

teacher: please tell us.

student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩隻鳥老師：這裡有兩隻鳥，乙隻是麻雀。 誰能指出哪個是燕子，哪個是麻雀？

學生：我無法確定，但我知道答案。

老師：跟我說說吧。

學生：燕子旁邊是麻雀，麻雀旁邊是燕子。

does the dog know the proverb, too?

the little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

it's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. don't you know the proverb: barking dogs don't bite?

ah, yes," answered the little boy. "i know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道這句諺語嗎？

乙個小男孩不喜歡狗吠的方式。

“沒關係，”一位紳士說，“不要害怕，你知道一句諺語：'吠叫的狗不咬人'。 ’”

啊，我知道，但狗也知道嗎？ ”

he is really somebody-- my uncle has 1000 men under him.

he is really somebody. what does he do?

a maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是個大人物。

我叔叔手下有1000人。

他真是個大人物。 為什麼？

墓地守護者。

夠短的，不是嗎？

搞笑的句子翻譯：

how are you?

你好嗎？ how old are you?

你為什麼總是在那裡？

he is really somebody-- my uncle has 1000 men under him.

he is really somebody. what does he do?

a maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是個大人物。

我叔叔手下有1000人。

他真是個大人物。 為什麼？

墓地守護者。