向專業翻譯人員詢問這些笑話。 5

you will live forever in the world. xx card tombstone

not the strongest price, only the strongest manufacturing. made in china

such as establishment palm-xx law firm.

healthy love, complete family. xx counseling.

do you love me? the iraqi oil group

是英語、日語、法語還是韓語？

you will be with us forever! xx tombstone

there's no the highest price but the strongest manufacturing. made in china

buddha's palm xx law firmhealthy love, complete family. xx counseling room

do you love me?伊拉克石油集團：這些不是開玩笑，而是廣告詞

1所有老師：湯姆，你為什麼每天上學遲到？

tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, "school-go slow".

老師：湯姆，你為什麼每天上學遲到？

湯姆：每次我經過乙個拐角處，路標上都寫著："學校---放慢腳步。 "

mother: why are you jumping up and down?

tom: i've just taken some medicine and i forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽：你為什麼總是上躥下跳？

湯姆：我剛吃完藥，忘了先搖瓶子。

tom: william has asked me for a loan of five pounds. should i be doing right in lending it to him?

jack: certainly.

tom: and why?

jack: because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

湯姆：威廉向我借了五英鎊。 我應該借給他嗎？

傑克：當然。

湯姆：為什麼？

傑克：不然他會從我這裡借來的。